"He was the victim of a friendly-fire fuck".
This is the civilian equivalent of the militarily euphemism "friendly-fire".
For example:
At the last party, Helena was really horny and ended doing her boyfriend's best friend and it ended up on pornhub. The net result was 4 victims due to friendly-fire fuck.
They were always into experimentation – but this time they went too far and she ended up leaving with the other guy. Now he sits home sobbing –yet another friendly-fire fuck victim.
This man is just a womanizer; he's leaving behind him a trail of friendly-fire fuck victims!
But it can also be extended to common day situations such as:
Yesterday Paul went corpostal - lots of his co-worker ended up friendly-fire fucked!
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12/30/2011
11/27/2011
Urban dictionnary : UpFuck | DownFuck | ParallelFuck
Upfuck can be use as a verb or a noun.
One can go for an "upfuck" (or "downfuck" or a “parallelfuck”).
For example, one could say that Louis-Paul upfucked the barmaid at the new hip and trendy lounge yesterday. The challenge of landing the barmaid while swimming with the overdressed, overcoked, underbrained posses defines the “upfuck” vector.
The term is used when someone is trying to or successfully scores someone in a class perceived above his. Or in an hostile environment. Up/downfucking is a more a challenging term, more a state-of-mind, than a social statement.
"Paul was really feeling in the zone yesterday night; he ended upfucking the Dolce Gabana girl at the bar."
"Sure she is superficial; she has no taste and no social conscience but what an upfuck in the sack."
"At the last board meeting, my data completely upfucked the team lead in front of our boss"
"I took on an Elite at MW3 and seriously upfucked him - He won't log in for a few weeks".
Downfucking is used in the same manner, usually referring to the lower instinct, getting more primal.
"I really need to downfuck with a biker badboy tonight"
"Some punks were harassing my kid brother on facebook - I went online and downfuck with their network."
"I really want to downfuck my wardrobe"
Bukowski and Miller, in their essay about social network in the new millennium (Bukowski, Miller, 2010), implied that downfucking is really more a woman attitude as upfucking would be more masculine. Originally a byproduct of the tabloid trash scene, it made a return via the bar scene, upfucking and its derivatives began to be used by corporate and universitarians alike.
Trying to score in a class where there is no perceived added value is called a parallelfuck. GothBoy finally got down on his knees and parallelfuck EmoGirl.
Up, Down and parallelfucking are not to be confused with the depressing and pathological pityfuck. On occasion parallelfucking could be confused with the concept of “friends with benefits”.
One can go for an "upfuck" (or "downfuck" or a “parallelfuck”).
For example, one could say that Louis-Paul upfucked the barmaid at the new hip and trendy lounge yesterday. The challenge of landing the barmaid while swimming with the overdressed, overcoked, underbrained posses defines the “upfuck” vector.
The term is used when someone is trying to or successfully scores someone in a class perceived above his. Or in an hostile environment. Up/downfucking is a more a challenging term, more a state-of-mind, than a social statement.
"Paul was really feeling in the zone yesterday night; he ended upfucking the Dolce Gabana girl at the bar."
"Sure she is superficial; she has no taste and no social conscience but what an upfuck in the sack."
"At the last board meeting, my data completely upfucked the team lead in front of our boss"
"I took on an Elite at MW3 and seriously upfucked him - He won't log in for a few weeks".
"I really need to downfuck with a biker badboy tonight"
"Some punks were harassing my kid brother on facebook - I went online and downfuck with their network."
"I really want to downfuck my wardrobe"
Bukowski and Miller, in their essay about social network in the new millennium (Bukowski, Miller, 2010), implied that downfucking is really more a woman attitude as upfucking would be more masculine. Originally a byproduct of the tabloid trash scene, it made a return via the bar scene, upfucking and its derivatives began to be used by corporate and universitarians alike.
Trying to score in a class where there is no perceived added value is called a parallelfuck. GothBoy finally got down on his knees and parallelfuck EmoGirl.
Up, Down and parallelfucking are not to be confused with the depressing and pathological pityfuck. On occasion parallelfucking could be confused with the concept of “friends with benefits”.
11/18/2011
Urban dictionary: Corpostal
As in "going Corpostal".
- did you hear: George went corpostal yesterday
- what !
- Yeah he send a memo to upper management about those 60 inch tv screens that dissapeared and the business lunches with client that didn't existed..
- wow... is that it ?
Silence, sigh of relief
- I didn't know you were doing the Clinton with the intern (grin)
- Oh F*** !
Going Corpostal
A blend between "going postal" from the 1990 and corporate notion of the new millennium.
When someone unleashes a cluster of memos and emails, rattling out a company dirty little secrets, bad practices, cover-up and what's not, creating an hemorrhage of blames, firing and demission’s. the concept is often mistaken with the whistle blower.
While the repercussion of the whistle blower are far and wide within the community and is noble, dangerous and serious business, the effect of Going Corpostal is mostly internal - usually contained within a department (if upper management is any good). It is usually the act of a spoiled employee pissed because he was caught red handed in the cookie jar or just about to be caught and willing to burn down the house to avoid being caught.
If I can't have my cookie, neither can you.
Going Corpostal is the equivalent of watching a mud wrestling match- its fun but you don't want to get got in the crossfire.
- did you hear: George went corpostal yesterday
- what !
- Yeah he send a memo to upper management about those 60 inch tv screens that dissapeared and the business lunches with client that didn't existed..
- wow... is that it ?
Silence, sigh of relief
- I didn't know you were doing the Clinton with the intern (grin)
- Oh F*** !
Going Corpostal
A blend between "going postal" from the 1990 and corporate notion of the new millennium.
When someone unleashes a cluster of memos and emails, rattling out a company dirty little secrets, bad practices, cover-up and what's not, creating an hemorrhage of blames, firing and demission’s. the concept is often mistaken with the whistle blower.
While the repercussion of the whistle blower are far and wide within the community and is noble, dangerous and serious business, the effect of Going Corpostal is mostly internal - usually contained within a department (if upper management is any good). It is usually the act of a spoiled employee pissed because he was caught red handed in the cookie jar or just about to be caught and willing to burn down the house to avoid being caught.
If I can't have my cookie, neither can you.
Going Corpostal is the equivalent of watching a mud wrestling match- its fun but you don't want to get got in the crossfire.