One can go for an "upfuck" (or "downfuck" or a “parallelfuck”).
For example, one could say that Louis-Paul upfucked the barmaid at the new hip and trendy lounge yesterday. The challenge of landing the barmaid while swimming with the overdressed, overcoked, underbrained posses defines the “upfuck” vector.
The term is used when someone is trying to or successfully scores someone in a class perceived above his. Or in an hostile environment. Up/downfucking is a more a challenging term, more a state-of-mind, than a social statement.
"Paul was really feeling in the zone yesterday night; he ended upfucking the Dolce Gabana girl at the bar."
"Sure she is superficial; she has no taste and no social conscience but what an upfuck in the sack."
"At the last board meeting, my data completely upfucked the team lead in front of our boss"
"I took on an Elite at MW3 and seriously upfucked him - He won't log in for a few weeks".
"I really need to downfuck with a biker badboy tonight"
"Some punks were harassing my kid brother on facebook - I went online and downfuck with their network."
"I really want to downfuck my wardrobe"
Bukowski and Miller, in their essay about social network in the new millennium (Bukowski, Miller, 2010), implied that downfucking is really more a woman attitude as upfucking would be more masculine. Originally a byproduct of the tabloid trash scene, it made a return via the bar scene, upfucking and its derivatives began to be used by corporate and universitarians alike.
Trying to score in a class where there is no perceived added value is called a parallelfuck. GothBoy finally got down on his knees and parallelfuck EmoGirl.
Up, Down and parallelfucking are not to be confused with the depressing and pathological pityfuck. On occasion parallelfucking could be confused with the concept of “friends with benefits”.
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